Entries Tagged as 'Sickness'

Almost Mugged

November 11th, 2005 · 8 Comments

Last night I was at Carnivale* waiting for Erin to meet me so we could go in to an International Wine Institute party that was being held there. It was just past dark, about 5:45pm, and I was waiting across the street from the restaurant. I’d wanted to take a couple photos of the building so that when we did a post on the party we’d have some shots to put up. My camera battery was dead and not cooperating so I tucked my camera under my arm.

Erin and I had been text messaging each other back and forth. I don’t know how she does it while she’s driving, but she was! So I was standing there with my purse over my shoulder, my camera under my arm and my cell phone in both my hands, open, and I was writing a message to Erin. What happens next? Some raving lunatic homeless guy walks up and tried to grab my phone out of my hands right as I’m holding it and pressing buttons. Luckily, he had some kind of wool mittins on that made it hard to grasp the phone and his hand slid right off. I looked up and gasped really loud and I think I might have said “WHAT!?” I didn’t really feel scared, it took me a few seconds to realize what this freak even tried to do. I was more shocked than anything. I looked at the guy and was like “Seriously? Did you just try to snatch my phone?” I didn’t say that, but I was thinking it. So I closed the phone, put it in my purse and walked across the street and told some valets outside Carnivale that I’d been talking to earlier. Thankfully one of them chased the guy off. The would-be thief was seriously crazy.. ranting things that made no sense as he walked down the street. Then he came back and had to be chased away again. A block or two away I could still hear him yelling.

I’ve had a lot of things happen to me having lived in New York and Chicago. Sexual things yelled at me, racial things yelled at me, I’ve had my ass grabbed on the subway and even was assaulted on the street less than a block from my apartment once… but I’ve never been mugged or robbed. And I’m glad I still haven’t been. But still, even when I went across the street by the valets I was still shocked like “I think I was almost just mugged!”

* Carnivale is a nuevo Latino cuisine restaurant that just** opened. I was kicking myself so HARD for not having a backup set of batteries. I even went to White Hen to buy some but they only had a package of 2 left. Man! Carnivale is gorgeous inside. Huge tall ceilings, beautiful colors, festive big lanterns. I only had one drink*** because I’ve been sick and only got to sample a few Hors d’Oeuvres before I had to go, but I’m definitely keeping it in mind for the next time I’m trying to think of where to go out for a nice dinner.

** Yeh, I said “just” even though I know Carnivale has been open for a few weeks. Deal with it.

*** Note to self: When you have a sore throat, a dry tequila drink is not what you want to order. Try a screwdriver, you moron. At least that has orange juice and orange juice is good for you to drink when you’re sick.

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We’re Not The Most Graceful People

July 8th, 2004 · 2 Comments

Stephanie, Jessica, Rachelle
Stephanie’s, Jessica’s, and Rachelle’s recent injuries

Who do you think my nieces take after?

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Hawaiian Bruises

May 17th, 2004 · 12 Comments

Hawaiian Bruises
Cousin poses by my bruise seconds after I fell off the deck.. the first time

Hawaiian Bruises

Hawaiian Bruises

Hawaiian Bruises

For much of the trip I was the butt of many jokes because every single day I managed to injure myself. Even when I didn’t leave the condo. On the first or second day in Kaua’i I slipped and fell in the shower, making a huge noise and leaving a long bruise on my inner right thigh. I also stepped in some streams, injured my knee when I fell in a river, cut my leg up at Queens Bath, scraped my legs on a hike, fell off a deck (the same deck twice!), and got some “blisters” on my feet. Now, I would never ever claim to be the most graceful person on earth, but this was getting ridiculous. By the end of the trip there was barely a spot on my legs that wasn’t bruised or scratched or swollen.

On my last day in Kaua’i I tried to make a plea with Cousin so he would feel sorry for me. I proposed that to guarantee that I have just one injury-free day, that he should bring me drinks by the pool and lather my skin with sunscreen while I just floated on the raft all day. Kind of like a really good cabana boy. He wasn’t going for it for even one second. I tried to plea the same deal with Dallas, but mistakenly I did it when Cousin was still in the room and before Dallas could consider and respond Cousin told him I just tried the same thing on him. So no dice. Neither was in. Still, somehow I managed to not kill myself on the last day. And when we were going to dinner I just remember Kristin whispering in my ear “don’t fall, don’t fall, don’t fall… “

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I’m Allergic to my Sweater

December 16th, 2003 · 21 Comments

Allergy Sweater
This sweater makes me sneeze

I bought this sweater more than a month or so ago but it’s mostly just been sitting in my bedroom wrapped in tissue paper & still in the shopping bag it came in. When I brought the sweater home I noticed that it wasn’t just a wool/cashmere blend, but a wool/cashmere/angora blend.. and that’s when I got scared. I once bought an angora sweater and when I brought it home and put it on I went into such a sneezing fit and face itchiness that I took it off, gave it to my friend and never wanted to see it again. So, this new sweater… I loved it so much and didn’t want to return it but was afraid to wear it! Finally on my Thanksgiving Vacation, when I was already drugged up on Claritin because my cousin has cats, I got brave enough to put it on.. and I was fine. This morning I put it on again.. and sneezed 1 or 2 times. Nothing compared to the sneezing attack that I remember from my last angora sweater. I took a Claritin today just to make sure there wouldnt be any problems.. but doesn’t it seem strange that I have to take drugs to be able to wear my new favorite sweater?

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Our Insurance is Total Crap

May 19th, 2003 · 6 Comments

“CRAP CRAP CRAP,” I say. I say “crap” because my mom reads this and probably wouldn’t like it if I said “Our insurance is total fucking bullshit”, which it is. Last month I went to the dentist and found out afterwards that I didn’t have dental insurance. So sorry, it was terminated due to a technical error last December and nobody told me. Today I went to the allergist and found out that I have a balance of $130. A deductible that didn’t exist last year, with the same doctor and the same insurance, that has to be met before insurance will pay. Not to mention that we pay $10 copay for every office visit and he has me going to see him every month. Also, $20 for a generic prescription and $30 for a brand name? Are you fucking kidding me? I get 3 prescriptions filled every month! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (I’m posting this as an alternative to screaming at the top of my lungs and freaking my neighbors out right now!!!!!!)

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