I’m Allergic to my Sweater

December 16th, 2003 · 21 Comments · Uncategorized

This sweater makes me sneeze
I bought this sweater more than a month or so ago but it’s mostly just been sitting in my bedroom wrapped in tissue paper & still in the shopping bag it came in. When I brought the sweater home I noticed that it wasn’t just a wool/cashmere blend, but a wool/cashmere/angora [...]

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Our Insurance is Total Crap

May 19th, 2003 · 6 Comments · Uncategorized

“CRAP CRAP CRAP,” I say. I say “crap” because my mom reads this and probably wouldn’t like it if I said “Our insurance is total fucking bullshit”, which it is. Last month I went to the dentist and found out afterwards that I didn’t have dental insurance. So sorry, it was terminated due to a [...]

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Sick

August 26th, 2002 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

All day long at work I felt ill. My throat was scratchy and I was exhausted. In hopes of fighting off sickness, I chain-sucked Halls Multi-Blend with Vitamin C, Echinacea, and Zinc. Then I looked at the back of the package and noticed that it said to take only 4 drops daily. [...]

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Unexpected Torture at the Allergist

June 21st, 2002 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

In my mind, my trip to my new allergist would entail me telling him my symptoms and showing him my records from my old allergist and then him writing me out some new prescriptions and sending me on my merry way. Instead, he decided to torture me for 1 1/2 hours with a scalpley [...]

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Sexy or Sickly?

June 10th, 2002 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

My voice is finally making it’s return. It helped to stay home alone today and not talk to anyone. I’m hoping I can pull off “sexy hoarse” now instead of the “sickly hoarse” of the past couple days.

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