Entries Tagged as 'roommate'

Completely Outrageous Email Request

June 12th, 2005 · 6 Comments

I got this email a while ago.. kind of redic, but made me chuckle anyway. (XXXs for privacy)

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From: Gabriel XXX
Date: March 31, 2005 1:59:56 AM CST
To: rachelle@rachelleb.com
Subject: Ridiculous Roomate Request (it’s really not spam or ads, it’s
serious and hilarious)

Hi,
This is going to sound ridiculous, as the subject line suggests, but my roommate and I have a problem: we can’t seem to find a compatible third roommate who will be in Chicago this coming year. We talked about it for hours, listing the people we know (particularly at DePaul, since we’re both students there) and couldn’t come up with anyone. We joked, in a wandering conversation, that if we simply found a Mac user everything would be fine… then laughed at ourselves as I typed “Mac user Lakeview chicago” into the Google search. Even more hilarious was that it came up with your site! Now, to push the ridiculosity to the extreme, I am emailing you to ask you to meet with us to discuss potential living arrangements for the upcoming year (June-June 06). I am aware that you are a successful 29 year-old who would have no need for roommates, but it never hurts to ask, and it was fun just to take it this far.

Literally, Non-Sarcastically, and Sincerely,

Gabriel XXX

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All Moved in to My West Village Apartment

September 3rd, 2002 · Comments Off

Bedroom

Bedroom

After a long weekend of packing, moving, unpacking and pole searching, I’m thoroughly exhausted. It was nice this morning to be able to walk to work. I’m sure you’ll hear me complaining about this, come December.

My first interaction with my new roommate: I’m barricaded in my room by boxes and have a full-sized mattress balancing on my back while trying to assemble my bed frame. Through my door I hear her say “Rachelle, I have a technical question.” And when my advice didn’t work she came back, and when that didn’t work she came back and when that still didn’t work, she came back and asked again. It will be a long year if she keeps asking me technical questions.

My first interaction with another tenant in the building: I’m walking outside and I pass this old woman in the hall. She looks at the tank top and jeans I’m wearing and says “My dear, if you’re going outside you better put a sweater on! It’s cold and raining!” No need to worry, mom. Someone is looking out for me.

The pole searching: I need to put another pole in my closet. Problem #1: I can’t drill into one side of my closet. Problem #2: Tension polls are too big to begin with, let alone after you spring them out. Problem #3 was that all the wooden poles I was finding were too long. That problem was solved when I found a guy on Bleecker St. who said he’d cut a pole down for me. “Anything for you!,” he said. So, I asked him if he’d cut some boards down that I have at home and he said “No.” I guess NOT anything for me.

I don’t have a connection at home yet. .. so, expect larger blogs, less frequently. Not being able to get online is kind of a pain in the ass, but kind of a relief at the same time. Would it be weird if a web developer had no access at home? Actually, this feels like a brief little vacation.. soon enough I will go insane if I can’t get online.

Mark is using Movable Type on his site now. His blog is way better than mine now.. I need to get that comments feature! Check it out.

Oh, and if you need my new address, email me. My phone number is the same.

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My Roommate is MIA

May 28th, 2002 · Comments Off

I think aliens have abducted my roommate. Her bathroom stuff is gone and I haven’t seen her since Saturday night (maybe Sunday morning, but I’m not positive on that).

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The Name’s Rachelle. That’s It!

April 8th, 2002 · 1 Comment

Roommate’s Friend: “What’s your name?”
Me: “Rachelle”
Roommate’s Friend: “Do you have a nickname?”
Me: “Uh, Rachelle”

This is the second time in just a couple weeks that I’ve been asked if I have a nickname right after telling someone what my name is. If I had one I’d like you to use don’t you think I’d have told it to you?

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First Time for Everything

March 30th, 2002 · Comments Off

I’ve lived with her for six months and last night, for the first time ever, I went out with my roommate, Stefanie.

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