There needs to be a Hipsters With Ukuleles Tumblr where I can post a bunch of photos of hipsters with ukuleles. I see them everywhere. Dallas learned to play ukulele when he was a kid. Maybe he is the original ukulele-playing hipster. Maybe everyone in Hawaii is!
Tis a sad day when hipsters pick up a uke. Bu then, Tiny Tim WAS the first hipster.