CVS’s Suggested Spirit Pairings

August 16th, 2008 · 2 Comments


Jose Cuervo & Cheddar Cheese Crackers


Champagne & Altoids


Barefoot Merlot & Chardonnay & Citrus Mouth Rinse


MORE Champagne & KY Touch Lotion

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  • 1 Devyn // Aug 16, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Love it! Absolutely hilarious! Especially the KY and Cooks…

  • 2 Steve // Aug 18, 2008 at 10:38 am

    … pretty sure the patrons of Andre aren’t springing for the expensive KY Touch Massage. A better pairing might have been CVS brand baby oil or a pack of gum to generate more spit.
    Other than that, I pretty agree with all the pairings. They must have a highly rated sommelier.

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