On this day...

• 2008: Do You Shotski? — I think shotski should be a new skiing event in [...]
• 2007: My First Professional Massage — Before today, I’d never gotten a professional massage before. I [...]
• 2006: Gallery Cafe — Gallery Cafe, Bucktown, Chicago Sometimes when I go to the gym [...]
• 2005: Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) — A few days ago I downloaded a song online. I’m [...]
• 2005: Sparkler on Steroids — Lights on State Street, The Loop, Chicago I’m not really sure [...]
• 2004: In Memory of Celia Cruz — In Memory of Celia Cruz by Chico and Pete, East [...]
• 2003: I’m Wondering… — How much money would it take for you to kill [...]
• 2002: Blogger Is Buggy, Or Maybe It’s My Code — I think I may have just found a Blogger bug. [...]
• 2002: Oola Makes Me Sick! — i have goop in my eyes. yes, very attractive. [...]
• 2002: AdCritic, RIP — where the hell are we supposed to go to see [...]
• 2002: “That’s Not Even 2 Baker’s Dozens!” — “24!? That’s not even 2 baker’s dozens! That’s only 2 dozens!” That was [...]
• 2002: The Gates of Hell — Last night we saw a play called “The Gates of [...]
• 2002: Sometimes I Hate Living Above a Deli — it smells like eggs