Alternate title: Things I Broke This Weekend.

The mixer wasn’t a big deal because I only paid like $5.99 for it 6 years ago when I lived in New York and hit an after-the-holidays sale. Or maybe it was an after-Thanksgiving sale. I can’t remember, but I remember it was literally like 5 bucks.

The hairdryer, though.. I don’t know what it is. Ever since I moved to Chicago, no matter how much or little I spend on a hair dryer, it breaks. I’ve gone through a few hairdryers every year for the past few years.