Why Can’t I Stay Upright!?!??!?!?!?

April 5th, 2005 · 11 Comments

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AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok.

Sometimes when I buy a new shirt or pants and I’m not sure about them I leave the tag on. Today was one of those days. Putting on a brand new pair of cropped pants this morning, I left the tag on, just in case I didn’t like how they fit throughout the day. Well, I just bought them. Walking to work this morning I slipped and fell, ripped my pants, and skinned my knee so it was bleeding. My knee hurts and is bandaided up….. but what hurts more is the $40 im out now. And that I don’t have my cute new spring pants to wear any more.

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  • ChrisM

    Why cant you stay upright?

    Can you say “One Corona too many”?

    Haha just kidding you Rachelle :)

  • Richard

    Wow, you’re about as gracefull as Stephanie. She slips and falls all the time too, but her falls have nothing to do with Corona.

  • rachelle

    neither do mine! i was just walking to work!

  • mom

    what? No “bruise” pictures? I hope you’re ok. poor girl. Ouch on the $40!

  • joel

    I couldn’t help but read this and, in my head, hear someone like Lucille Ball narrating it.

    “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RICKY!!”

  • Nan

    What kind of shoes were you wearing?

    I’m a clutz too. I’m right there with ya. Fell down 5 steps at work the other day. Yeah, really classy. Good thing I was alone in the stairwell.

  • rachelle

    as requested, i updated this post wtih a photo. It doesn’t look too bad.. it hurts less today .. and the actual scratch doesn’t hurt as much as the bruise and swollenness.

  • rachelle

    also, you can see that the scrape is on an old scar, so i think that made it hurt more.

  • Edwin

    Ouchie! The looks painful. Hopefully it’s much better now. Awww, u poor thing!

  • The Dude

    You could paint a little face on your knee and it would look like one of those Middle Eastern women wearing a black burka that has just a little opening for her face.

  • elita

    Whatz da madda wid ya gurl??? Ever hear of a needle and thread and don’t ya know how to sew?…Ok forget about the sewing! How ’bouts repairing demz shiellensis with that mending powder that repairs just about anathin? Heck! jes, take ‘em to the cleaners, they’ll repair ‘em there!

    P.S. joel and The Dude, you guys are hilarious!!!

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