Hawaiian Bruises

May 17th, 2004 · 12 Comments

Hawaiian Bruises
Cousin poses by my bruise seconds after I fell off the deck.. the first time

Hawaiian Bruises

Hawaiian Bruises

Hawaiian Bruises

For much of the trip I was the butt of many jokes because every single day I managed to injure myself. Even when I didn’t leave the condo. On the first or second day in Kaua’i I slipped and fell in the shower, making a huge noise and leaving a long bruise on my inner right thigh. I also stepped in some streams, injured my knee when I fell in a river, cut my leg up at Queens Bath, scraped my legs on a hike, fell off a deck (the same deck twice!), and got some “blisters” on my feet. Now, I would never ever claim to be the most graceful person on earth, but this was getting ridiculous. By the end of the trip there was barely a spot on my legs that wasn’t bruised or scratched or swollen.

On my last day in Kaua’i I tried to make a plea with Cousin so he would feel sorry for me. I proposed that to guarantee that I have just one injury-free day, that he should bring me drinks by the pool and lather my skin with sunscreen while I just floated on the raft all day. Kind of like a really good cabana boy. He wasn’t going for it for even one second. I tried to plea the same deal with Dallas, but mistakenly I did it when Cousin was still in the room and before Dallas could consider and respond Cousin told him I just tried the same thing on him. So no dice. Neither was in. Still, somehow I managed to not kill myself on the last day. And when we were going to dinner I just remember Kristin whispering in my ear “don’t fall, don’t fall, don’t fall… ”

Previous Hawaii Posts:
» Honolulu
» Roy’s
» By the Pool
» A Party in Waimea
» Waimea Canyon
» Snorkeling Kaua’i’s South Shore
» Hiking the Kalalau Trail on the Na Pali Coast
» A Drive to the North Shore of Kaua’i
» Smith’s Luau - Kapa’a, Kaua’i
» Cousin
» Spouting Horn & Laiwai Beach - Koloa, Kaua’i
» La Playita Azul - Kapa’a, Kua’i
» Brunch at the Hyatt Regency Kauai Resort
» Our Condo in Poipu, Kaua’i
» Airports

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12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 matt // May 17, 2004 at 10:44 pm

    Wow! What a trip!

    Thank you! Thank you! I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

  • 2 Andy // May 18, 2004 at 8:17 am

    hi, just stopping by. Great photos. sounds like y’all are having a blast over there!!

  • 3 tien // May 18, 2004 at 8:33 am

    ouch, you weren’t kidding when you said you were getting injured a lot.

  • 4 Jocelyn // May 18, 2004 at 11:09 am

    Ouchy. We’re you drinking a lot or what?

  • 5 tocular.blogspot.com // May 18, 2004 at 12:09 pm

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    Oh my god, those are serious injuries…
    You should try those bubble clothes!

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  • 6 rachelle // May 18, 2004 at 2:34 pm

    I think that only one of the injuries happened while drinking. Well, 2 because I fell off the deck twice. At least I had matching bruises/scrapes!

  • 7 Chris // May 18, 2004 at 3:38 pm

    You just wanted an excuse to show us some skin!

  • 8 Chris // May 19, 2004 at 12:47 am

    Holy cow! what a bruise! I hope it’s healing well.

  • 9 Nan // May 19, 2004 at 8:11 am

    That reminds me of when I fell getting out of my shower. HA

    http://share.shutterfly.com/osi.jsp?i=EeCM2LZo2atG5V

  • 10 callalillie // May 19, 2004 at 8:45 am

    That’s one nasty bruise.

  • 11 willo // May 19, 2004 at 11:57 pm

    yowza woman!

  • 12 rachelleb.com // Jul 17, 2005 at 4:22 pm

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