18 responses so far ↓

• 1 mom // Nov 21, 2003 at 7:42 am

  Hey Jeanette? WHat you two talking about? And is that horse doo doo next to you?

• 2 Mike // Nov 21, 2003 at 9:09 am

  “Hey Officer, are you gonna clean that up?!”

• 3 tien // Nov 21, 2003 at 9:12 am

  “i like to ride things too!!”

  “how you doin?”

  “nice package.”

  i think i’ll stop now…

• 4 joel // Nov 21, 2003 at 9:29 am

  “RUUUSSSSTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

• 5 chuck // Nov 21, 2003 at 11:04 am

  ohhhh. i thought that was the name of her new band.

• 6 Mike // Nov 21, 2003 at 11:10 am

  “W-I-L-L-L-B-U-R-R-R-R!!!”

• 7 Jessica // Nov 21, 2003 at 11:20 am

  “Can I pet your pony?”

• 8 joe // Nov 21, 2003 at 11:32 am

  “Aren’t there laws against public defecation?”

• 9 scott // Nov 21, 2003 at 12:04 pm

  Cop: Why can’t horses dance?
  Jeanette: Why?
  Cop: Because they have 2 left feet.

  Cop: What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
  Jeanette: What?
  Cop: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

  Cop: Lady, come back I’ve got a million of them…
  Horse: Lady, send help.

• 10 ex_coworker // Nov 21, 2003 at 1:16 pm

  Jeannette: Do I look short from up there too?

  Cop: No, not at all, whatcha doing later….

  Horse: … watch out below, lady, here comes another round …

• 11 jeannette // Nov 21, 2003 at 2:14 pm

  you guys are all killing me. brilliant idea, rachelle.

  mr. dickey - is that you???

  mom bowden - i cannot divulge what the “mounted unit” and i were discussing. classified info.

• 12 rachelle // Nov 21, 2003 at 2:14 pm

  Jeannette: “psst.. did you hear? it’s richard’s birthday!”
  Cop: “uh. richard who!?”

• 13 dad bowden // Nov 21, 2003 at 2:33 pm

  Were is the closest EPA
  Do you have a shovel?
  Or a doggie bag
  “I will clean that up for you”
  And dispose of it to the closest Solid Waste
  Management Department.
  Dad Bowden

• 14 dad bowdenb // Nov 21, 2003 at 2:34 pm

  Happy Birthday Richard
  May you enjoy the day
  Dad

• 15 Jessica // Nov 21, 2003 at 11:32 pm

  Happy Birthday Richard!

• 16 Mike // Nov 22, 2003 at 11:18 am

  Jeanette: “Whatcha doin’ later? Do you wanna come back to my place?”
  Officer: “Sure. Why not?”
  Jeanette: “I was talkin’ to the horse.”

• 17 Dave // Nov 27, 2003 at 8:23 am

  “I am Vinz Clortho. Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?”

  Ghostbusters

• 18 Richard // Nov 27, 2003 at 10:52 am

  Careful.

  Oh. It’s just horse manure. Horse manure’s not that bad. I don’t even mind the word “manure.” You know, it’s, it’s “nure,” which is good. and a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, “manure” is actually pretty refreshing.