On 6th Avenue a guy on the street says to the attractive girl a few paces ahead of me: “I heard that milk, it does a body good, but day-am! How much milk you been drinkin’?!”
A woman walking down Hudson Street gets bumped into by a guy passing by. She turns to her two girlfriends and says “I have this problem! Everyone bumps into me – I mean, you guys can see me, right?”
During the second day of the blackout, a handsome gay man walks onto the pier at the end of Christopher Street at Hudson River Park, looks around at all of the beautiful half-dressed men who are out in the sun and says, “My day just got a whole lot better!”
LOL i’m humored