Home Alone

July 17th, 2003 · 4 Comments

I love it when my roommate is out of town and because it’s hot and because I feel like it, I can walk around the apartment half naked. And I can hang out in the living room that way and even cook* that way.

*By “cooking” I mean opening a bag of prechopped lettuce and pouring the enclosed packets of ceasar dressing and croutons on it.

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