Home Alone

July 17th, 2003 · 4 Comments

I love it when my roommate is out of town and because it’s hot and because I feel like it, I can walk around the apartment half naked. And I can hang out in the living room that way and even cook* that way.

*By “cooking” I mean opening a bag of prechopped lettuce and pouring the enclosed packets of ceasar dressing and croutons on it.

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  • 1 tien // Jul 17, 2003 at 10:27 pm

    mmm…half na…um, er, um…mmm…ceasar salad.

  • 2 SpyEye // Jul 18, 2003 at 8:43 am

    I hope the shades are down!

  • 3 Richard Bowden // Jul 19, 2003 at 7:03 pm

    nice. thanks a lot for the mental image. eww.

  • 4 joe // May 14, 2004 at 3:43 pm

    Would love to see that!