In The Pantry

June 27th, 2003 · 15 Comments

Jessica in the Pantry
Jessica, Oak Creek, WI

(to be sung to the tune of “In The Garage” by Weezer)

In The Pantry

I’ve got posters on the wall
My favorite rock group Kiss
I’ve got Ace Frehley
I’ve got Peter Criss
Waiting there for me
Yes I do,I do

In the pantry I feel safe
No one cares about my ways
In the pantry, where I belong
No one hears me sing this song
In the pantry
In the pantryyyy

Ok that should have been more creative.. but ask Jeannette, I have no skillz. my brain is fried from the heat.. any suggestions?

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15 responses so far ↓

  • 1 tien // Jun 27, 2003 at 4:14 pm

    i’ve got books on my head
    my favorite food group milk
    i’ve got cheerios
    i’ve got reeses puffs
    waiting there for me
    yes i do, i do

    yeah…you kind of have to sing cheerios like you would sing ace frehley and milk isnt a food group.

  • 2 rachelle // Jun 27, 2003 at 4:20 pm

    good one!!!! cracking me up..

    and I’ve got Wonder bread waiting there for me, yes I do

  • 3 tien // Jun 27, 2003 at 4:41 pm

    i’ve got similac
    i’ve got reeses puffs
    waiting there for me
    yes i do, i do

    that might work better than my first one.

  • 4 rachelle // Jun 27, 2003 at 7:59 pm

    i’m surprised that you know what similac is

  • 5 mom // Jun 27, 2003 at 10:37 pm

    and ain’t jessica a beauty~~~~~ I can’t wait to see her again !

  • 6 Richard Bowden // Jun 27, 2003 at 10:52 pm

    I don’t know that song, but you guys are pretty creative (and funny).

  • 7 Jeannette // Jun 27, 2003 at 11:10 pm

    Richard - I don’t know you, but anyone who stocks Reese’s Puffs in their pantry is cool in my book! :)
    (btw, that’s a hilarious shot of Jessica! She’s like - what am I doing up here??)

  • 8 tien // Jun 28, 2003 at 1:23 am

    i actually tried to write about what was actually in the pantry…and i think thats similac advanced. while i’ve never had it, i still know what it is.

    richard - its kind of a song about teen angst (at least i think so). so in this case its about baby angst

  • 9 Richard Bowden // Jun 28, 2003 at 10:39 pm

    I just listed to “Garage” for the first time and it’s a pretty kickin’. I don’t have any Weezer CD’s, but maybe I should.

  • 10 Kelly // Jun 29, 2003 at 9:41 am

    My favorite is the sweater song. It reminds me of my college days as does Reeses Puffs. Boy, I’m getting OLD! I like that pic…Jess’ expression is priceless.

  • 11 rachelle // Jun 29, 2003 at 2:53 pm

    Richard - I thought you would know more Weezer from living with Brian.. he’s the one I got Pinkerton from (in exchange for the Green album.. wait.. is that illegal? I take that back!)

    btw, have you tried Similac?

  • 12 Richard Bowden // Jun 29, 2003 at 10:47 pm

    why would i eat similac? its baby formula.

  • 13 rachelle // Jun 29, 2003 at 11:22 pm

    i thought you would have tried it. i remember once when you tried the bitter apple spray that i got so that my cats wouldnt chew on my plants. you made a bad face and said “it’s bitter!”

  • 14 mom // Jun 30, 2003 at 7:42 am

    Dick, You tried that stuff !?!?? HA HA ~! Why??? ha ha ~!

  • 15 Richard Bowden // Jun 30, 2003 at 8:35 am

    I’ll eat anything once… I don’t think I’d have much trouble on Fear Factor.