Tip For Single Guys

June 20th, 2002 · 2 Comments

If you’re a guy in the city and you’re unhappily single, let me give you a tip: Spend your free time loitering around the pet store. I’ve written before about how I stop at my neighborhood pet store all the time just to look at the cats in the window. Listen up, fellas: Spoiled Brats has 4 tiny kittens in their window right now and the place is always swarming with chicks, myself included, ooohing and ahhhing and pinching themselves because they can’t believe how cute these kittens are!

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